Formspring

A fad that is old already. It lets you ask questions anonymously. Everyone has it. Too many people. It burnt out before it even rose high.

"Hey formspring me!"

"Ew no."

by lotn January 6, 2010

formspring

Formspring is the perfect website for egotistical freaks that are also overly paranoid about maintaining the illusion that they are Jesus Christ, when really, they are just a little 5 year old girl trapped in a teenagers body. These people that use Formspring are usually people that are so worried about what people think of them that they believe that using the internet as a medium of receiving valid information about deeply considered opinions and thoughts is a good idea.Really? I am pretty sure this is how an internet flame war or a troll orgy starts. These people also don't realize that nobody really gives two shits about asking them a question on Formspring when really there are many alternatives such as vis-a-vis communication, text message, IM such as MSN,AIM,Yahoo,Google or even Facebook chat. If you have a formspring account, please go into My Computer, click on your hard drive(C:) and go to Windows and then delete system32. Please, your computer wants you to kill it for implementing the horrible process of becoming a paranoid egotistical shit stain such as yourself.

Maya: OH MY GOD STAN CHECK OUT MY FORMSPRING!!!!! its www.formspring.me/mayasomethingsomethingsomething

Stan: Wow, check out mine:
www.nobodygivesafuck.com

Maya: Hey, thats mean! Come on, please check it out? <3

Stan: No, fuck off, nobody cares that your so self centered as to go and create a page where anyone including internet trolls can destroy what little self esteem you must have.

by 564564563412314564864531523484 August 23, 2010

Formspringers

Pussy ass bitches who are to afraid to say anything so theyre alternate route is to go on the path of cyberbullying so they click the little box posting anyonymous. (Mostly hypocrites)

Girl one: "Dude, some Formspringers wrote on my wall last night and they were telling me that i am such a fake and two faced and i lie about everything."

Girl two: "no way did they push anonymous?"

Girl one: "hah no Hannah forgot to so she deleted her formspring and said that someone hacked it. typical."

Girl two: "haha wtf and shes always the one that is two-faced and is fake."

by imeatinggoldfish April 7, 2011

formspring bullying

Formspring is the newest outlet for jr. high/high school cyberbullling on the interwebs. you can post anonymously on anyone's page, thus creating drama when you "forget" to click anonymous. (scenerio A) also a good place for fake people, who have no friends, so they decide to ask themselves questions anonymously to make themselves look good. this also creates drama when some eagle eye calls your bluff. (scenario B)

examples of formspring bullying:
Scenario A:

fs user a: ohmygod i hate u cus ur rly ugly! by anonymous
fs user b: wow okay whatever y dont u tell me who this is?
fs user a: you'll never kno who this is!!! by fsusr12256
fs user b: AHA! you forgot to put anonymous!omg *drama*

Scenario B:

fs user a: *has no friends* OMG what a great idea i just had....*is typing into FS* "you are sooo pretty omg i wanna date yu but im scared to ask" *THINKS she clicks anonymous*
no one will ever know......
fs user b: omg, ok like why did you ask yourself a question? you're such a looooser omg!!! im tellin every1 ur a fake lier!

mature adults: jeez. middle schoolers these days.

by dontgetfeis March 27, 2010

Formspring

The new internet hate machine, were pussies make accounts with the intention of getting random love from their friends and random nerds who they think want to bone them. In all actually, its just a place for pussies to get trolled, hated and spammed on by their "friends" mostly facebook "friends". Creating a formspring allows the pussy to feel like his or her life matters to other people, when in most cases we're just happy he or she made it so we can make fun of their unibrow or tell everyone they have a small penis. Lastly pussies love to complain about people making anonymous hate comments, you made it you have to deal with the hate bitch.

Below are some people who make formspring accounts:

Your ex boyfriend, his new girlfriend, your little brother, whores at your school, wanna be cool kids, girls who don't get out too much.

by tehenforcer July 15, 2010

formspring

A site made up of retards who don't know the internet. They usually react to a troll by saying "Say it to my face" or "You are a bitch pussy, say it to my face". These guys think they are so tough and rage at the slightest insult. If you're the Troll then lol; if you are the idiot then kill yourself.

Troll 1: Hey guys lets do something cool today.
Troll 2: Lets troll formspring!
*Some idiot's formspring*
Troll 1: Mate you take it up the ass like theres no tomorrow.
Troll 2: I heard your mother likes big black dick.
Idiot 1: U GUYS R FUKING FAGGOTS, GET A LYF YOU PRICKS GAYFAGGOTS SAY IT TO MY FACE!!!! UR JUST SCARED CUZ U PUT URSELF ANONYMOUS!!
Idiot 2: guys stop hating on Idiot 1.
Troll 1:Well he is gay and takes it up the ass.
Troll 2:His mother is also a whorebag.
Idiot 1:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by TheTroller May 19, 2010

Formspring

The Birth place of trolls. A place where the trolls decieve other internet goers to come with their personal problems. Once there the trolls spring a trap on the OP and feed on its self-esteem.

Poster: I haz unibrow...
Troll: Shut the fuck up noob, tits or gtfo
Poster: Formspring sucks...
Troll: n00dz

by DropkickCainy August 23, 2010