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Forehead

The huge shiny bit of ur head. You can calculate the size of ur forehead by following these instructions.

Method:
Get some wholemeal flour, low fat butter and 3.5 eyelashes.
Put all of it into a mixing bowl and mix it up. Once its become a greyish brown colour with weird hairs sticking out from it, stuff all of the mixture into a toaster. Turn ur toaster on full heat (if you can do that) and let it toast for 10-15 mins. Once it's done, slap the 'toast' on ur forehead and leave it there for 30 mins. You will experience immense pain but that's totally normal...
After the time is up, take it off and see how many burns u got. Count the burns and the number of burns tell u what finger forehead u have. The larger the number the better...

P.S. This is mainly for Gandluris
Bruh DomSalum has 7-finger forehead.
by A-A 1 October 5, 2020
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colonial forge high school

The school that is known for drugs, unloyal girls, gun violence, where the student fucked the teacher, and white boys that wear pastel colored shirts.
Yo, Colonial Forge High School is the worst high school in Stafford County!
by stressedouthsstudent May 21, 2017
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forget about it

As it is explained by Johnny Depp, who plays Donnie Brasco in the movie "Donnie Brasco"
"Forget about it" is like, if you agree with someone, you know, like "Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it." But then, if you disagree, like "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!" you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like minga those peppers, "forget about it." But it's also like saying "Go to hell!" too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker!" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" And then, sometimes it just means forget about it.
by Donnie Brasco May 13, 2005
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dj forehead

dj! forehead is the front man from Panic! At The Disco, Brendon Urie. also known as Beebo or Breadbin. Beebo is known for having a big forehead so therefore he's dj! forehead.
"omgg do you go to the Panic! concert last night?!" "yes!! dj forehead was totally rockin it out!!"
by roast definitions 101 March 5, 2017
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A ploy used by Youtubers to try to increase their likes and subscribes.
Youtuber: Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Person A: Can Youtubers stop saying this?
They'll only like and subscribe if they like your content!
by ChameleonDragon February 16, 2018
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5 finger forehead

Some people say if you have a "5 finger forehead" you are ugly.
This statement is entirely false in fact look up these BEAUTIFUL people who have large foreheads:
Kate Bosworth, Christina Ricci, Tyra Banks, Rihanna
See they are gorgeous!

Haters are just jealous of the fact they didn't get into the cool forehead club.
No matter what anyone says to you about your body just know you truly are gorgeous, let the world know how pretty you are!
Becca: Hey look at me and my gorgeous 5 finger forehead!
Hater: Your ugly
Becca: Im gorgeous your just jealous because you got hit with the stupid stick.
by SydiWadd October 29, 2014
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
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