ford

Ford is a smart auto maker they circled the problem....It was the stupid costumer fault for buying the damn thing

I cant figure out what is wrong with my ford?? They must have circled the problem

by Buck Restad January 20, 2004

ford

the problem is circled

what a ford piece of shit

by ranger power February 23, 2004

ford

Failed On Race Day
Found On Road Side Dead

On South Park Kenny Dies all the time cause he's parents drive a ford!!!!

best car ever '69 Camero SS with a 572 under the hood.good night mustang

by Chevy Man January 05, 2004

ford

A piece of shit car

Hi, my Ford just broke down. Can you give me a lift in your Holden?

by Holden rocks September 13, 2003

ford

I'd rather drive a Ford than push a Chevy.

GM=Generic Motors
Chevy=Driven by people who can't spell Chevrolet.
Dodge=as in "Let's play Dodgeball, or Smear the queer".
Toyota=One-half toy.
Nissan=Pisson Nissan
Lexus=Not in Texas(also a pornstar name)
BMW=Bite my weiner
Mercedes=a pornstar name.
Cooper Mini=Not for meni.
VW=Fart fair nougat?
Mazda=Shoulda nuked 'em.
Honda=Good lawnmowers!
Subaru=Filing a Lawsuit against Mr. Baru
Hyundai=Wouldn't let my cousin test drive on the expressway.
Kia=another pornstar name.Kia, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Isuzu!=Bless you.Kleenex?

by aereilly July 30, 2003

ford

Flipped
Over
Russian
Dune-buggy

That guy tried to launch his new cobra, but the axels blew the fuck out. i beat him in a prism sport.

by Ride4CwB March 08, 2005

ford

Far Out Retarded Dildo.
For Other Reasons, Dad.
Fuck Often Ricers' Dicks.
Funk Or Rap, Dude?

Do you drive a Far Out Retarded Dildo or a Crappy Ass Dildo Interior Loves Licking A Cock?

by Rake Yohn 1986 March 10, 2004