On their 2-month road trip, Sarah and Buck took up regular driveway surfing to keep the van smelling fresh.
by RawbSF July 09, 2016
the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.
by oncoming wedgie October 30, 2014
Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.
It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.
It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.
“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”
“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”
“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”
by CutieCatLady98 April 10, 2019
by Overbay September 17, 2022
A shitty unpaved driveway made of loose gravel. Usually owned by total retards who need to kill themselves by diving headfirst off of their roof onto their rock driveway.
by Genious Yak March 25, 2017
When you're garbage and instead of drinking the typical 40 and 4Loko that makes up the famous Sidewalk Slammer, you drink a bottle of wine (preferably trash like Sutter or Charles Shaw) and a 4Loko. Called this because a bitch doesn't even get to the sidewalk after drinking this.
by nick_scam_pbell March 03, 2017
A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.
by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018