John Footpenis

The name of John Hancock before he changed his name because he was constantly made fun of.

Benjamin Franklin: Hey John Footpenis wanna sign the declaration, or you too busy trying to get the penis off your foot ? (Other delegates): Hahahaha! John Footpenis: That is it, it's John Hancock from now on !

by Mike72324 November 21, 2013

Foopy McDoop

A large green fat person who likes to steal peoples food and eat like a hog.

Stop being a Foopy McDoop and eating all my twinkles your fat ass!

by AJL008 November 16, 2011

fooop

To gently pass you arm through someone else's while they are holding their hips

Henry foooped Bryce, Ty , and Henry Jackson all in one day!

by Foooper29 May 6, 2015

Fooph

An mocking example of the expression of exertion or accomplishment.

Wow, you got all of that done, by yourself. Fooph, you must be exhausted.

by Duzntmatter July 5, 2018

Carbon footprint

The black soot left on ones crack pipe which seems to be with only the most annoying of pipe smokers. It never seems to disappear thus becoming one's carbon footprint

Geez have you seen lornes carbon footprint on his pipe it must go back ages!!!

by Privatejohnson November 17, 2019

footpad

Pickpocket thief in town.

Mal, that gorram little footpad lifted my wallet!

by BoshTalk November 11, 2006

truck the foops

the opinion which dare not speak its name despite centuries of fighting and dying in the cause of my right to speak it.

q:what happened to your windshield?
a:i'm guessing it's a comment on my "truck the foops" bumper sticker

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009