Foodoo

The magic that one puts into a home cooked meal

The meal she cooked was so good that it was obvious she had used some serious Foodoo when preparing it.

by coolbreezyone September 7, 2009

foon

foon (f-oonh) 1. n. the proper defenition of foon (NOT AT ALL in fact having to do with anything sexually vulgar or "sporkish") comes from the description of a fast and therefore aerodynamic animal. The word was probably fashioned after fast and typhoon or perhaps simply fuzzy. The word itself was invented in 1989 by two biracial linguists. A foon will have its ears laid back, flattened to its head while running or swimming and while in momentum is often seen waving head to toe in an undulating fashion. 2. v. foon can also be used as a verb to describe the action of the noun eg. The otter fooned through the water.; The otter is fooning through the water playfully. 3. A third usage of the word foon is when one would impose upon an animal or person into the appearance of being aerodynamic by laying back the ears or head manually or by force. eg. Four year old Shelia patted the head of her cat with such enthusiasm that she forced its ears back {fooned its ears back} and the cat remained fooning with annoyance as it swished its tail back and forth. (Can be used in present tense as well.)

An otter can foon through the water, a grey hound is fooning across the track, a seal fooned through the water, Sheila fooned her cat, and the Chinese dragon is a majestic foon in the air.

by Pearl Lasky January 14, 2008

foogoo fish

A poisonous fish, made up by the unicorns, friends of charlie the unicorn. While they were "sucba diving"

unicorn 1- "oooh noo. here comes a school of poisonous foogoo fish"

unicorn 2- "noooo!! foogoo!"

by HeartKeeper<3 September 21, 2009

foodnotized

Verb—a state of total mesmerization caused by delicious looking food where people will stare at food for long periods of time, either in pictures or in person, without eating it and think about how absolutely great it probably is while heavily salivating.

When Neil plated the puffy tacos and overloaded chili burrito with homemade guacamole, Jennifer was instantly foodnotized. All she could do was stare and drool over the delicious meal.

by Btwitsjennifer April 15, 2018

Fognophillia

Fognophillia: A Paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to fog and perhaps Mist. Whenever there a person is sexually turned on by condensation against a Transparent surface or a cloudy environment in ground level is into Fognophillia.

Tim: *Hides his boner with his hands*

Rai: *Looks at Tim’s Boner* “What the hell Tim! You have a boner now! Seriously... next to my salad?!”
Tim: “I’m sorry! It’s not you.. it’s the Fog...
Rai: “Gross! Stay away from me! You’re into Fogs so... you’re into Fognophillia!

by Timmy Casanova June 6, 2018

foonie

A self-proclaimed expert in all types of cuisines and culinary techniques, but who is a pseudo-intellectual about food only capable of making ramen noodles to eat while watching Top Chef, Chopped, and Guy’s Grocery Games.

That foonie tried to tell me all about the curry I made from scratch using my Indian family’s traditional recipe, but she thought the dish originated in Louisiana and had to simmer for hours to build a “flavor profile.”

by Valjester June 28, 2020

Fooning

To spoon with your feet. Also known as holding feet.

Trevor?! Why are you fooning Sadie under the table?!

by jack.goat December 7, 2021