fortune nookie

When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.

Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

Fortune Cootchie

fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.

"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".
"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostitute asked in broken english.

by Wayhard January 17, 2008

reversal of fortune

Vomiting or throwing up. The term is used most commonly in eating competitions, almost always resulting in disqualification for the contestant. Rarely used in everyday conversation because its easier and more fun to say puke.

Most of the fat contestants suffered a reversal of fortune trying to keep up with the skinny Japanese guy.

by stevenc925 November 26, 2005

Wheel of Fortune Text Message

A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.

These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.

Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"

Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"

by bigmike504 and noxi3 January 10, 2008

fortune nookie

That's what you get combining Chinese new year and Valentine's day.......

Do you really need one?

by Toimitus May 5, 2003

suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006

fortune cookie game

when the fortune is read, the words "in bed" are added to the end. this makes for extrememly amusing results.

"my friends and i love playing the fortune cookie game...once, i got a fortune that said 'don't panic...in bed.'"

by love me i'm a liberal March 19, 2007