FIRL

Fatter in real life

This is a photo of me but I am firl.

by F.I.R.L July 5, 2019

firlie

the ugliest grossest type of ignorant disgusting people to ever roam this earth.

ROSCOE: whos that guy looking at the tulips?
CORNELIOUS: i dont know but he is such a firlie.

by lightbulbpants101 October 6, 2011

FMIL

Fucking Mother-In-Law.

For when your vitrolic loathing needs to spill forth, but in a tastefully discreet acronym.

"Dude, she's such a bitch, I think she's ready to become the FMIL."

by sheertone April 6, 2006

fgirl

An fgirl is like a fuckboy, they tend to mess with his feelings and not his penis

The girl I smashed last night is an fgirl. She kept saying I had a lil dick and made me feel ashamed.

by TheBigBlind March 9, 2018

FMIL

Future Mother-In-Law.

The non-dirty (and probably more oft-intended) version of FMIL.

"I hate getting emails from my FMIL."

by invisibelle December 18, 2008

Firley

One who can't stand pikeys.

After the good villagers of Firle, Sussex, who achieved notoriety by burning a caravan containing effigies of gypsies during their 2003 firework show.

I don't think this'd be a good driveway to resurface, Pat. I can feel it in me bones there's a Firley livin' here, so there is, to be sure.

by Tommo February 18, 2004

FMILF

future mother id like to fuck

she is really attractive, she is a total fmilf

by jsb8692 January 17, 2009