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flush your mom 

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.
"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."
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Flush and flee 

To defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation.
I had to complain to the Denny's manager after I went to the men's room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. Some asshole pulled the old flush and flee.
Flush and flee by Red001 April 21, 2015

flush managment 

The refined art of manipulating the Vortex Effect, to your advantage, by slowly putting pressure on the lever,without completing the flush,when excessive amount of excrement are present and in need of disposal.
Boy!,I'm sure tired of this damn toliet overflowing. I've really got to work on my flush managment.
flush managment by craig john November 9, 2008

flush faced 

The embarrassing situation where,as a guest in another's home,you stop up their toilet and it overflows with your colon contents.This can innocently occur due to unfamiliarity with the nuances of the particular brand of toilet and its digestion capacity.In any case,don't expect and invite back.......EVER.
I was totally flush faced when I stopped up Aunt Saggy's toilet.
flush faced by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

Flush Hour 

The time at which the bathrooms are most crowded, and not just the ladies room. Usually during intermissions and half time.
I had to wait an hour to do god's work... It was flush hour.
Flush Hour by Poopsmith January 13, 2004

Flush'n'Fill 

During the act of unprotected coitus, immediately post ejaculation the male holds his partner is a pseudo-snuggle until the sensation of impending urination strikes. While the penis remains inside the vagina/anus the male relieves himself, allowing his urine stream to flow freely, flushing out any seminal deposit and filling the body cavity with urine.

Note: When the flush'n'fill leads to a aggressive yeast infection, it is called the sourdough croissant.
Don't worry about getting knocked up, I gave you a flush'n'fill, though you might smell like a pickle jar now. Warn me if you develop a sourdough croissant.
Flush'n'Fill by Jedediah Hornswaggle September 22, 2010