Flufferloser

After a loss in sports, skills, a bet, or fantasy football, somebody gushes about how gracious they are in the loss and how they're so happy for the other person that won; they shower them with praise for just having their ass kicked.

Dutch got his butt spanked by Oooohhh yet again; even before he was done losing, he sent out a congratulatory text; what a flufferloser move.

by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022

Joint fluffer

A heavy user of marijuana, such that they are constantly sucking on a joint like a fluffer sucks dick.

Man, the ped-mall is packed with joint fluffers today.

by shake'n'bake May 17, 2011

Platonic Fluffer

A man who invests time, and dance moves to emotionally stimulate a woman to sexual arousal only to see her leave with another man.

That guy she is dancing with is obviously her platonic fluffer because she is leaving with that other guy any time now.

by VelcroTurkey January 2, 2012

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.

Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.

by paul April 3, 2005

FLuffeeism

A combination of all the religions put together, so you can believe whatever you what.

"I don't know what to believe in anymore! Religion is just stupid, there's too many for one to be the right one."

"Hey, just believe in FLuffeeism, so you can believe in whatever the hell you want."

by flufffluff May 8, 2009

Pussy Fluffer

A submissive, usually a cuckolded male, who performs oral sex on a dominant woman, prior to her having sex with another man, in order to make her sufficiently aroused and lubricated for sexual intercourse.

Mistress Julie's houseboy also doubled as her pussy fluffer. He would clean her luxurious apartment prior to her dates, and then ready his owner for sex with a well-hung bull by going down on her. The bull would take it from there. Sometimes the houseboy would watch his owner get pound fucked, while other times Mistress would send him out of the room.

by Nigel Badman March 1, 2014

fluffer nutter

A sandwich that is made with marshmellow cream and peanut butter.

I never ate another P.B.& J. from the moment I first tried a fluffer nutter. They're the best tasting sandwiches around!

by glyph November 14, 2002