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Wu Flu

The 2019-nCoV coronavirus outbreak that started in Wuhan, People's Republic of China.
I wonder if the Wu Flu will be the next Spanish Flu, we *are* re-living the '20s after all!
by Labrynian Rebel January 23, 2020
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Flu-Like Symptoms

David Wells was unable to pitch his scheduled start on Sunday morning due to "flu-like symptoms."
by TobyTheRobot September 9, 2008
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Tally-Flu

The sickness you get after visiting FSU or Tallahassee after a huge event (normally Talloween). This is worse than most diseases combined as it usually includes: a fat ass headache, body aches & fever, alongside swollen lymph nodes and other awful symptoms.
Bruh last night I hooked up with Emily and now I feel like ass... I think she gave me the Tally-Flu
by cloutri November 4, 2021
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alaskan flu

Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.
"Do you have any weird fetishes?"
"Yeah, I love the alaskan flu."
"Das Nasty Mane"
by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013
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whiskey flu

A flu like condition resulting from an over indulgence in alcohol and a lack of sleep.
Mike always complains of being sick when returning from overseas trips but usually it's just a bad case of the whiskey flu.
by Onemoreokie May 15, 2006
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Swine Flu

Something blown far out of proportion by the media and the World Health Organization. It's just like the "normal" flu, excluding the fact that this swine flu does not currently have a vaccination.

The media fails to tell you that the only people who have died of this so-called "deadly" virus are:

1) Mexicans with terrible health care and terrible health in general who are living in close quarters.

2) Babies and old people

Note that anyone who has any remote knowledge on disease knows that these types of people die from the "normal" flu, and that the swine flu isn't some kind of deadly disease because it hasn't killed anyone that a normal sickness wouldn't have.

Also take note of the fact that hundreds of people have gotten sick in the United States alone, and yet all of these cases were called "mild". Know that all of these "mild" cases have occurred in adults and/or teenagers, who would not die from the "normal" flu.

What also is failed to be mentioned is the fact that a "Pandemic" is any disease that is spread worldwide. Thus, just because the swine flu is a pandemic doesn't mean we'll all die. The common cold is a pandemic, and no one goes around freaking out about that.

This is another phase in the "we're-all-gonna-die" angst in 50% of the human population. It'll pass by 2010.
It was once said that pigs will fly when we have a black President. Now we have the swine flu.
by BlackTokyo May 1, 2009
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Teflon Flu

Nickname given by employees to the effects felt after working in DuPont P.F.O.A. storage tanks. Medical conditions caused by PFOA (perfluorooctanoic acid), a product used in the manufacture of teflon by DuPont, include birth defects, kidney cancer, testicular cancer, thyroid disease, pre-eclampsia, and ulcerative colitis. 70,000 people living near the plant in Parkersburg, West Virginia regularly drank water tainted with the chemical known to be poisonous by DuPont - facts covered up at local, city and state levels, including the Parkersburg EPA. If not for the tenacity of local farmer Wilbur Tennant and lawyer Robert Bilott the case would not have been exposed.
Fred came home from work sick again — fever, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting — after working in one of the PFOA storage tanks. It happens all the time at the DuPont plant. His wife says the men at the plant call it ‘‘Teflon Flu.’’ Don't worry about it, he'll be fine.
by Danny Anonymous November 27, 2020
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