1. The irrational fear of a new influenza virus, stoked by hysterical news reporting and inaccurate information. 2. A way to increase ad sales and viewership on 24-hour news channels.

Susan is suffering from a bad case of Flu Fright. She's cancelled all of her committee meetings and refuses to come to work.

Flu Fright by Peter Kobs April 30, 2009

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Flu Flamming

The universal term for someone who sells drugs, robs/steals or makes other means of illegal income.

My man Richie has been Flu Flamming N' shit man.

Ive been Flu Flamming hard recently, gotta pay that rent.

Flu Flamming by CPUCooler June 23, 2019

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flu goo

noun: cum from a guy who's sick with the flu.

jimbo: ahh, nothing like a lil' testicular release...
kevin: huh? i thought you were ill?
jimbo: i am, but emma doesn't care. she got flu goo all over her face!!

flu goo by the storm drains June 21, 2009

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Flu pal

A friend who can get your neccessities if you fall ill from swine flu.

The government recommends that everyone gets a flu pal who will be able to pick up medication for them should they fall ill from swine flu.

Flu pal by marcusnugg May 19, 2009

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