Flutcher

Someone who just isn't in a hurry to get anything done.
They will do a lot of other things rather than focus on what has to happen. Usually a happy person!

My daughter is a flutcher. It takes her 45 minutes to get dressed in the morning and another 25 to get into the car. She likes to flutch.

My daughter is a flutcher. It takes her 45 minutes to get dressed in the morning and another 25 to get into the car. She likes to flutch.

by Lisa Ophelia Listenia April 13, 2006

Flouch

Undesirable characteristic.

She so flouch

by Dingdongstalker January 27, 2019

Flouch

The act of flouching is shitting into a piping bag and using the excrement to decorate cakes

There’s only half a shit in that flouch bag, how on earth are we going to finish this wedding cake on time

by Mummacuddles92 March 19, 2022

Flotched

adj: Having an alcohol to blood ratio so monumentally fucked that one vomits up everything but their stomach lining, intermittent w/ apologies and various exclamations of 'I'm going to die'. One may be deemed 'flotched' if symptoms include insisting to the night manager that they be put on community service, being vulnerable to A+ Facebook hacks, or begging to have one's stomach pumped.

'Fuck I was flotched last night...'

'I know dude, I saw the pictures on Facebook'.

by qwertyuiop;lkjhgfdszxcvb456 May 10, 2014

Flotched

Drunk, incoherent, Intoxicated

Last night we got flotched.

by BayouSailor July 15, 2006

flotch

Fat crotch. The area of a male or female's flabby torso that connects to the crotch area to form a basketball-like appendage.

Mr. Joe's flotch hit me in face as he turned to hand me my graded paper.

by ellimist February 5, 2008

flounch

A couch on which a flatulant male flops

The cleaning woman had to open the windows to air out the flounch.

by Paul Fairbanks September 18, 2008