Flomstab

A spazzy, or retarded person, who travel in invisible wheelchairs.

Charlie Pree & Emily Watts are flomstabs!

by VishnuFlomstab May 16, 2010

The Flomper

A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.

Oh! Make sure you flomp all the way up my leg!

by Omikron September 11, 2005

FOML

"Fuck off my line" or stop calling/texting me.

👩: you're never home, or call
👨: FOML I WORK

by KVNG'PESO January 2, 2015

Flom

To untie someones shoe lace while they are'nt looking. So they get pissed off and have to retie it.
Repeat to annoy.

"Damnit Kevin, thats the 4th time you've flommed me"

by Jukeboxherooooo April 22, 2008

Aunt Flomance

The female version of a Bromance.

The complicated love and affection shared between two straight females.

Females who spend so much time together their periods are synced.

Angus: My girl spends so much time with with her friends she has no time for me.

Alex: Yeah, they totally have an Aunt Flomance.

by caityk February 5, 2010

Flomlach

The word screamed by chickens when gangsta ninjas jump out of their cabs from rack city, sent by beyonce because the chickens ninjas are single ladies and the chickens didnt put a ring on it!

pronounced- Flom-lock

Ninja: Heeeeeyaaaaaa i got you tasty chicken
Chicken: Ima chicken and im tasty

Ninja *POW*
Chicken: flomlach

by chicken ninja 123 August 31, 2012

Flomaton

The greatest small town in America. The town's main activities consist of consuming large amounts of alcohol on a creek bank. Mainly, due to the lack of anything better to do. More than half of the town's residents have been to jail on a charge related to drinking and/or drugs. 70% of the female population are whores. 30% will have at least one baby before the age of 21.

Let's go to Flomaton and get trashed.

by lidgefromflomaton August 13, 2008