Flodge

The edge of an opening or a cavity, specifically, the protruding metal (or sometimes wooden) structure located at the bottom edge of a door frame.

I really thought I could get my drunk ass home and in bed quietly until I, while entering my apartment, tripped over the flodge and woke up all of my roommates.

by Say-ruh December 5, 2007

Flodge

A very loose Vajayjay.

Prostitute: What, ain't you never seen a pussy since you came out of one?

Customer: Yes, but i've never seen such a flodge big enough for me to get back into!

by msfdbs\gbrbgjfd August 19, 2008

Flodge

An annoying friend that really bugs you, but you like anyways

Cody: Jimmy quit poking me. your such a flodge

by jc11256 February 7, 2015

floager

Someone who is irritating and doesn't shut up.

Oh no, here comes the floager.

by AG3950 October 16, 2017

Flodger

A person who can’t stop wiggling about

STOP THAT FLODGER! THEY KEEP WIGGLING!

by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018

Flodgecan

A kitchen table lookalike

“OMG YOU ARE SUCH A FLODGECAN U LOOK JUST LIKE MY TABLE!”

by Nia brocoli February 21, 2018

Fladger

Fladger derives from the term, flat-badger. So essentially, you are calling someone roadkill. Fladger can be used as an insult in many ways.

You can also use the plural of fladger, fladge. This can be used as a replacement of the popular word "fuck".

"You know Harry?"
"Yeah, he's such a fladger"

"hey! Fladge off!"

by Noah Foster September 18, 2021