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Shit-flinging-monkey

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006
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two for flinching

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!
"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.
by TheLostDude December 10, 2004
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Fling ding

ejaculation. cumming. noise made during orgasm
"She made me fling ding after only a minute"
by Flibbler April 30, 2012
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flinglebutt

A very convenient term for annoying younger siblings without incurring the wrath of your parents.
Sam is a flinglebutt, a flingle-flingle-flingle-butt.
by SheKnowsWhoDidThis January 13, 2009
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flingleberry

a dingleberry that is removed by hand and then flung at somebody else.
dude i was out of ammo...so i hit him with a flingleberry
by Dooky Blumpkin May 11, 2011
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flinging the shrimp

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.
‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank
by AmelaPanderson January 14, 2018
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Ass-Faced Shit Flinger

Someone who has many faults, yet throws hypocritical insults and comments at others.
I heard Gwen call Sally a slut, even though Gwen slept with a different guy every day last week. She's an Ass-Faced Shit Flinger
by SovietRyan November 14, 2014
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