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Flight Dispatcher

The person that tells the pilot where to go, what to do when they get there and no, they can't have a break. They also swear a lot when the pilot grounds his aircraft for a stupid reason. The goal of this is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.

They also cancel flights, predict the future, turn water into wine and walk on water.
Don't sass me boy! I'm the flight dispatcher! Fix your skirt and get back in the plane!
by EastCoastSteff December 16, 2008
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Flight Squad

A group of multiple Wingmen working together in order to help one of their friends score with an attractive mate
Person 1: so how was the party last night?
Person 2: It was amazing, the bros and I were the ultimate Flight Squad for our friend Sam, we persuaded some girl to have sex with him in the bedroom
by MoistCaptain October 9, 2016
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flight line jesus

A Command Master Chief in Lemoore, that can make anything happen with a snap of a finger, or stroke of a key board. Who will scour the flight line of VFA communities for talent to bless, always maintains holy water in his office refrigerator.
How did u get orders here? Oh flight line jesus got me here.
by Easyliving February 25, 2023
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flight in june

The day when Curry passes the torch to Flight
#FTC
Mum! I wanna be like flight in June!
by Roylehleh June 2, 2020
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flight of the conchords

A hilarious folk parody group from New Zealand, recently featured on HBO Stand Up. Perform songs such as "Think About It, Think, Think About It", "Albi", "Hiphop-potamus Vs Rhymenocerous", "Business Time", etc.
Jermaine and Bret from Flight of the Conchords sang a hilarious song about a racist dragon called "Albi".
by EJJJJJJ May 2, 2006
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flight risk

A person who appears ready to leave a job or relationship, presumably for a better opportunity elsewhere.
"Aaron's a definite flight risk, I hear he's posted on monster.com"
by Anton September 4, 2003
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Flight 370

When someone you're interested in and talking to all of a sudden stops and you have no idea why, or when they stand you up and don't tell you.
"I was really into Mari, but then she boarded Flight 370 I guess."

I was supposed to have coffee with Maxx, but I guess he got on Flight 370."
by jdod April 21, 2014
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