cyber flexer

A lonely wannabe hacker with no friends who keeps talking about using an obscure linux distro, thinkpads, fos software thinking he's really cool

"Why does Josh keep talking about linux, its driving me mad!"

"He seriously needs to stop being a cyber flexer"

by 9ay August 18, 2020

Flexed

A person who will be beaten up in a severe manner.

Someone needs to tell that person to get out of my face before they get flexed.

by Lemuel Williams June 2, 2003

Flexed

1. To get hurt, flogged, fucked up and shit. From a bashing with fists to getting knackered on a rail while skateboarding.
2. To be fucked up on drugs or liquor.

1. "I tried a Backside 7 on my snowboard of that gap and fully flexed myself."
2. "I did that? Really? I must have been flexed last night."

by Diego August 10, 2003

flexosexual

Someone (usually bisexual, but can be other than such) whose attractions vary.

Today she likes girls, yesterday she liked guys, and who knows how she'll feel tomorrow; she's fairly flexosexual.

by rainbowrolemodel July 6, 2005

flexisexual

A person of flexible sexual orientation. Whereas they flirt with and try to attract both sexes, yet refuses to identify as bisexual. This person will constantly alter which gender they are more attracted to. Often they will appear to be very androgynous, and hang out with the scene crowd.

"Dude, Is David kissing a guy? I thought he was straight."

"Nah, he's flexisexual. Give him an hour, he'll be hitting up some girl, and in 4 he'll be 'sleeping' with the guy."

by Pilanus September 20, 2009

flexessity

A necessity of having or making a flex.

Guy 1: That car mod isn't a necessity!
Guy 2: It is a flexessity though.

by Sergenex November 29, 2017

Flexist

Someone who is against the act of flexing.

Richie: *flexes in mirror*
Matt: Ugh stop flexing, get over yourself
Cassandra: Don't be a flexist Matt

by HFJet October 23, 2015