by taburis January 6, 2009
Get the Flemish Cap mug.A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.
Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."
Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."
Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"
* (sound of blowing nose)
Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."
Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."
Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"
* (sound of blowing nose)
Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."
by Poops McPooperton March 28, 2009
Get the Flemish Sea Captain mug.An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.
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Get the Fleisch mug.The state of being high and drunk at the same time, eliciting the effect of feeling as if one is in a Max Fleischer cartoon.
I was completely fleischered last night. My neck turned into an anaconda and started dancing with the armoire.
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