flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

Flatter Fest

To complement someone multiple times over a short period of time.

Alice: "I love your boots, Kate. And those tights."
Sally: "And your green coat is very cute!"
Kate: "Wow, this is such a flatter fest."

by casp82 January 27, 2009

Fattery

The excess energy stored as fat, especially that which is accumulated over the holidays.

"Say Honey. What do you want for dinner tonight?"
" Oh, nothing for me. I'm living off my fattery for awhile. I think I'm good for a week or two!"

by Veeslog December 31, 2009

flatterizing

The act of flattering someone. Giving high praise to another person, especially false praise (glorifying things that are not true). Spending large amounts of time giving compliments to a particular person.

He likes flatterizing people he wants to impress.

by Red Sal January 17, 2016

harry flatters

UK motor sport slang for taking a corner with the throttle pedal flat to the floor without lifting or braking.

Al variation is "Ari flatters" after rally driver Ari Vatanen.

Webber took the Bus stop Chicane Harry Flatters.

by junkcatcher2 December 6, 2010

flattered

How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.

See also flummoxed.

"Er, well, obviously, I'm flattered. Goodness, is that the time?"

by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004

flatter myself

1.) when someone gives you a compliment and you have no idea how to react. when this happens close your eyes and laugh out loud to yourself enjoying the moment.

2.) when you tell a joke that no one else found to be funny, or no one else heard at all and you proceed to laugh to yourself.

3.) A smugness

Sebastian: "damn Randy that sure is a nice beard you got going there."

Randy (inner monolouge): "I never really thought it looked that good, but alright ill flatter myself...haha, hahah, hahahahaha!

by The Macho King May 23, 2012