flaternet

Short for "flat internet", an implementation of the internet within a Flat Earth model

Alice: "Are you telling me I can't trust the internet?"
Bob: "Point at the internet on a map. Then I’ll trust them."
Alice: *draws internet scribble on a flat earther map*
Bob: "Ah the flat internet"
Mallory: "flaternet"

by a1gaius September 28, 2022

flemented

To be flabbergasted, bamboozled, and kinda surprised.

Bro Im bamboozled, flabbergasted, and quite possibly flemented.

by The Flementedflementer February 13, 2023

Flatlentines

Whether you like it or not, it's February 14th and you're having a night in with your flatmates. Some of you love being single, some are OK with it, some hate the fact, but at the end of the day you'd be all alone if it were for your Flatlentines.

<grittedteeth>Happy Flatlentines!! </grittedteeth>

by hjmp February 14, 2023

flaternt

when ur feelin pretty good but ur worried you left your oven on at home and then you imagine ur house burning down and u get scared

oh thanks im flaternt augheadh AHHHHHHHHH

by dickgiver999 November 25, 2023

facement

face - placement

once I have a nice facement I can move on with painting - Moriah Elizabeth

by swaggy_possum March 13, 2025

Flatelets

The particle inhaled by those unlucky enough to smell your fart

I breathed in your flatelets. Thanks bruh

by JT1111 May 18, 2025

Flatelet

The poo floater particle lingering around after you fart

That fart stinks so bad I’m pretty sure I just ate flatelets

by JT1111 May 31, 2025