(Flat, U, scents) noun The method of determining what someone ingested based upon the odor of their subsequent flatulent release.
Yeah so then we were going to the ... HEY! What's that smell?!?! You had Scottish eggs and beer again didn't you? I can tell by your flatuscents.
by The Grute Man October 4, 2010
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by Duckbutt November 20, 2005
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One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.
by Clay January 11, 2005
Get the flatscan mug.1. To eat excessively over time to a point where one becomes overweight or obese; process in which one becomes a fatass.
2. To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food at one given time.
2. To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food at one given time.
1. "I totally fatassified myself by having donuts for each meal for the last 4 years."
2. "Dude, you're fatassifying yourself by eating all those pancake batter and maple syrup dipped sticks of butter."
2. "Dude, you're fatassifying yourself by eating all those pancake batter and maple syrup dipped sticks of butter."
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Get the flatusphere mug.when someone is overweight, at least 300 pounds you would say they are a fatass scarlet, meaning they are obese
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Get the fatass scarlet mug.Dudeman: "Did you see Eric's girlfriend last night?"
Other Dudeman: "Yeah, she was fatasfuck!"
Dudeman: "Fatasfuck! Lol! EGD!!"
Other Dudeman: "Yeah, she was fatasfuck!"
Dudeman: "Fatasfuck! Lol! EGD!!"
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