flasher fitz

A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his scroate hang down. Very unbecoming for an officer in the Queen's Army. Very unbecoming indeed.

So there I was, enjoying a nice apple in my tent when out of no where, Flasher Fitz pops in, shows me his sack and then runs back out. By the time I had recovered, he had disappeared.

by TheUnknownSoldier October 11, 2006

pant flasher

A man that is addicted to sending (via text or email)pictures of himself in his pants to females that shouldnt see them!

Damien was such a pant flasher, as he kept sending Emma pictures of him in his pants at every opportunity

by princess poo May 17, 2011

12:00 Flasher

Noun

Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.

Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"

by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013

Flasher

Tom mayne

Tom mayne pulls his penis out in public making him a flasher

by Tom mayne December 8, 2019

jug flasher

A female (or tubby male) who enjoys flashing his/her large breasts, or jugs, either for the sexual, whorish thrill, fame and attention, or for another reason. These females are usually frowned upon by most societies in general, but occasionally will fit into groups of swingers/frats to feel included for the small price of flashing her jugs very often.

"Hey, did you hear about that girl, Brittany?"

"Yeah, I heard she flashed her shirt up to Johny so he would buy her a drink. What a Jug Flasher!"

"Yeah, she is..Let's go offer her a drink"

"Sounds good!"

by Maccatack October 28, 2009

12am flasher

Someone not very technically competent, to the end that all their appliances and electronics flash 12:00am or 0:00 on the displays as they haven't yet figured out how to set the clocks.

My dad's such a doufus, can't figure out the VCR, a real 12am flasher.

by dicewithme September 20, 2012

jungle flasher

Jungle Flasher- a program used to flash the firmware of an xbox 360 dvd drive. It re-writes the firmware of an xbox 360 dvd to play pirated games. It is very easy to use and is a great program or it can be very confusing and you can fuck your xbox drive up to the point where it doesnt open.

Hacker1: Hey i used jungle flasher 1.6 and now my xbox 360 plays copied games! I can buy hookers and drugs with all the money Ill be saving.

Hacker2: Yea bro, i tried using jungle flasher last night and bricked my drive now all i have is a 7 pound paper weight, my mom is going to be so pisst at me.

by wreckngball October 24, 2009