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Flarp

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!
Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!
by Buffalo17 February 1, 2018
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Flarp

Means rich is ugly and smells like Poo
by Bob April 8, 2004
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flarp

Noun: The floppy part of skin underneath your chin. Usually more floppy in elder people.

Verb: to squeeze the fat of the underside of someone's chin.
To make fun of her little brother in front of his friends, she flarped him.
by maggienordenstat September 17, 2014
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flarp

the act of participating in interspecies sex
Scottsmen flarp their sheep out in the tall grass where no one can see.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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Bull Flarps

Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.
Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
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Flarp Monkey

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.
dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey
by bigpenisjew May 12, 2011
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garga flarp

When u r mad u say garga flarp
by Zach Tyler December 7, 2013
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