Flarp

When you are sitting down and you push a nice juicy fart and it rolles up your sack with a nice bubbly feeling!

Dude when I was sitting down with Wendy I flarped in her face!!!

by Buffalo17 February 1, 2018

Flarp

Means rich is ugly and smells like Poo

Flarp, aint it the truth?

by Bob April 8, 2004

flarp

Noun: The floppy part of skin underneath your chin. Usually more floppy in elder people.

Verb: to squeeze the fat of the underside of someone's chin.

To make fun of her little brother in front of his friends, she flarped him.

by maggienordenstat September 17, 2014

flarp

the act of participating in interspecies sex

Scottsmen flarp their sheep out in the tall grass where no one can see.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Bull Flarps

Wet, growling flatulence that exits with the sound reminiscent of an angry, snorting bull. Typically ripe and rancid. Perfect for a dutch oven.

Braaaaahhh that is the last time I'm eating deviled eggs and drinking warm beer. I have got the worst bull flarps today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Flarp Monkey

a disgusting girl that has a wide open vagina and masturbates with house hold items such as a remote or a football.

dude that shayla girl is a total Flarp Monkey

by bigpenisjew April 21, 2011

Flarp Switch

A flarp switch is that one light switch in your house that does nothing at all.

" Yo guy, this light switch, I'm flippin' it. Yet nothing is happening. EXPLAIN!!"

"Oh, thats just a flarp switch. Now cease your face noise."

by Cheech Kenpachi August 13, 2011