flagellant

Someone who flagellates her or himself. In particular, a religious ascetic/masochist who attempts to attain a sublime state or to purge disease or sin through whipping or beating her or himself with ropes, chains and/or flails.

In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.

"Oh no! It's flagellants, whipping themselves into a frenzy as usual"
(Warhammer: Dark Omen)

by Andy April 28, 2004

fapening

A mass leak of masterbation materials of celebraties.

I jerked so hard at the fapening

by great9rejects September 1, 2014

flacenis

flacenis is defined as a flaccid penis

many girls do not like flacenises

britney- OMG carley! my boyfriend has a flacenis!! Can i borrow yours?

by chicarcas March 11, 2008

flabergasterin nonsense

flab means your yapper, gasterin means what you're yappin' and nonsense, well, you know what nonsense means.

emmy, quit that flabergasterin nonsense!

by nana amalia January 4, 2009

flabergasm

An extreme feeling of flabergast.

Extreme suprise.

I had a flabergasm when I realized we had a black president.

by Dt654 January 16, 2011

flagel

A flat, compressed bagel

a flagel is like a bagel only flat

by Elphaba661 December 29, 2009

flabergasted

"blown away" or "shocked"

I was flabergasted at the way she used her DSL in the middle of class

by Frogger October 28, 2003