flamingo
Let's start with classifing the Giant Flamingo. These half human, half flamingo beasts are all over the place, and you could NEVER know!!! Yet they are incredibly easy to spot. Here are the characteristics of one.
1.) GIANT NOSE! This is the first thing you will come across on.
2.) Black or brown hair that falls nearly eye-level to shoulders Rarely is it past their shoulders.
3.) Extremely tight jeans. These animals naturally have thin legs, but the tightness of their jeans makes them even more thin.
4.) Youth Small t-shirts. Usually are band t-shirts, but can be also a shirt the animal wore when he was younger.
5.) These animals are ALWAYS male. How they reproduce is from female humans. And in every one-in-a-thousands births, two regular humans can produce a Giant Flamingo. Some Giant Flamingos may have regular children with their mates, but that child is at a risk to reproducing another flamingo.
6.) Sometimes these animals like to show off their skillz. This includes skateboarding and BMXing.
7.) These animals are mean and rude. Occasionally, if you get on their good side, they will be nice.
1.) GIANT NOSE! This is the first thing you will come across on.
2.) Black or brown hair that falls nearly eye-level to shoulders Rarely is it past their shoulders.
3.) Extremely tight jeans. These animals naturally have thin legs, but the tightness of their jeans makes them even more thin.
4.) Youth Small t-shirts. Usually are band t-shirts, but can be also a shirt the animal wore when he was younger.
5.) These animals are ALWAYS male. How they reproduce is from female humans. And in every one-in-a-thousands births, two regular humans can produce a Giant Flamingo. Some Giant Flamingos may have regular children with their mates, but that child is at a risk to reproducing another flamingo.
6.) Sometimes these animals like to show off their skillz. This includes skateboarding and BMXing.
7.) These animals are mean and rude. Occasionally, if you get on their good side, they will be nice.
flamingo by daybreakgonesXe September 13, 2007
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