Flabber-Gassed-It

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.

Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

by Yo mama and them April 4, 2022

flabber

A shorter usage of flabbergasted, an abbreviation.

"Yo, I am such a soft queer" "Wow. I am flabber asf to hear that!" "No, fr I am a soft queer. On$."

by audreyjohnismeanduane January 20, 2021

Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously

We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.

by Gibbons October 18, 2016

Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

by Super motet November 28, 2020

flabbers

Flabbers are a thing in your mouth that release gas to defend yourself.

Dude are your flabbers gasted?

No

You should go see a doctor

by Crazy Canadian October 15, 2022

Flabber

The thing that most SJW's posses along with bright pink hair with grain mixed in

The SJW had some real flabber.

by fl1nch March 18, 2018

Flabber

Another word for blubber

Fat people have a lot of flabber on them

by anonymous November 29, 2021