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five star funny

When something, typically the drunk act of a friend, is beyond hilarious... it becomes five star funny.
Dude... did you see that wicked drunk girl fall off the bar stool and pee herself over there? That shit was five star funny!
by dzjenna September 25, 2009
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Five star moment

An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.

Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.
On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.

That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!
by ?uestion July 2, 2011
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Five Star Bitch

When a girl cleans , cooks , does whatever you want her to do , & knows how to treat a nigga right , a girl that is successful , a girl that is sexy , & has that "fire pussy"
by BABYYGURl ! September 20, 2009
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Five Star Bitch

Term for a female that contains certain traits that make her very desirable. She gots money, she do everything her nigga want, and she fine as hell. This term is meant to replace the word dime to describe a female.
"Ay that's a five star bitch!"

"Nicki Minaj is a Five Star Bitch."
by JML18 October 22, 2009
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Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!
by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007
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Five Star Creations

The most gay, penis slobbering truck group in America. Most people would rather be in PK or Southeast Exclusives than Five Star..... that’s how you know you dookie.
Hey man I heard there was a Five Star Creations meet today!”
“Oh heck yeah bro let’s go slob some
meat”
by SquattedPooPooBox December 27, 2019
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Five-Star energy drink

The act of combining a five hour energy with a rockstar. As many of you know five hour energy works, but tastes awful, so we came up with a chaser, a rock star. nicknamed the five star we recommend it for all your all nighters.
Guy 1: Damn dude my lit teacher assigned so much homework i think i may have to pull an all-nighter.

Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.

Guy 1: This is true...
by Teets 22 December 16, 2010
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