Fingered it out in the end

When a gay person realizes that they are gay.

Alex was always asked if he was gay, and he always vehemently denied it until one day he met a new "friend" at the bar...Alex fingered it out in the end.

by 32spacemen May 10, 2011

Fingered It Out

The A-HA! moment. When everything goes right, you fingered it out!

Hey homie, I finally fingered it out why this chick is all over me.

by Seth The Wagonmaker January 26, 2010

Fingered The 7up Cake

When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.

Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.

by 7upcake February 8, 2021

fingered my pad

when he thinks he dug deep enough for gold but in reality his fingers are touching a bloody period pad and rubbing the sides of the crusted cotton.

"Anthony fingered my pad at the beach and i had to pretend to like it"
"Bro the most disgusting thing happened yesterday, I thought I was fingering her so good but I just fingered her pad"

by thebamfromtheo May 18, 2022

Fingered a ferrat

To over explain or make a situation, that is already awkward more so.

M: I fingered a ferratonce!

D: I hope the ferrat was ok with that

Ds: Is ferrat aids contagious!

L: everybody has aidsits an epidemic.

by Hyzenburg-72 August 18, 2013

fingered a squid

when your pen bursts and you get ink all over your hand.

"what happened?"
"i fingered a squid"

by Nice_Car_Big_Boi June 21, 2017

short-fingered vulgarian

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019