firkenstocks

Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.

Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*

by Greg Potter June 1, 2007

fickey

A face hickey

"OMG is that a hickey on your face!?"
"...it's called a FICKEY, JANICE!"
"....sure, Jan."

by eigthnote March 20, 2016

Hanging out with Howard Finkel

Jerking off

Brian: Oh yeah!
Shane: What are you doing, Brian?

Brian: I'm hanging out with Howard Finkel.

by FredFlintstoned January 15, 2019

fisker

Fisker, L337 CS player owntizzle

fisker face!!!!!!!!!!This looks something similar to THIS q|^.^|p Only in CS but in real like its like that but only fisker and I can do that face cuz I'm MetroLa

by Stafu January 6, 2005

fimmery

foolishness / craziness

Yumiko: "ima steal all your mahjong tiles and sell them to the black market!"
Ayumi: "STOP THIS FIMMERY RIGHT NOW!!!"

by Jocelyn Wildenstein June 11, 2008

Mr Finkelstein

A shitty teacher that taught 5th grade science at davis elementary known best for his slanted nose, crackled voice, spit flying everywhere when he talked, and jerking off in class. He would also put all the big chest girls close to his desk

Is that Mr Finkelstein better stay away

by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019

Dominic fike is daddy

Dominic fike aka elliot form euphoria, is very sexy just saying.

“You know Elliot from euphoria?” “You mean DOMINIC FIKE? Yeah DOMINIC FIKE IS DADDY”

by Beyoncé Giselle Knowles January 26, 2022