fifaitus

That time of the academic year when every male doesn't show up for school/college due to the latest release of FIFA Football/Soccer game. The name originates from a mixture of FIFA (International Federation of Association Football) & 'itus' (a common ending to an illness).

Teacher: Why didn't you turn up for class?

Pupil: Sorry Miss, I had a terrible case of fifaitus.

by Sean2829 October 2, 2010

fijindian

A person from Fiji who is also half Indian. This could work the other way around, a person from India could be from Fiji.

PERSON1: Hey, are you Indian?
PERSON2: Nah bro, I'm Fijindian.

Credit to Raees

by IEMK October 15, 2017

Fijian

Fijians - Hospitable but in great need for procrastination gene extraction. The warmth they shower you with when you reach their shores is genuine. They are unrivaled in terms of their smiles but behind this lurks grand-daddies who were still cannibals just 200 years ago so don't push it with them - especially when on a boat. They can be crushingly sweet if you impress them with your manners but watch out for prolonged but gentle shaking: they are pissed off my friend. There is only one thing that paralyses them to the point of non-function: farting out loud in church: they must not be seen 'laughing' in church. Rugby is a national passion, the players are also passionately linked to Tyson's tendency to bite ears. Without any sense of time, to meet them at 2pm, one must suggest a midday meeting time unless you like waiting for two hours and then NOT get an explanation: c'est normal: this is called 'fiji time'. Being former British subjects, their laws are still penal, you can still be charged with sodomy but a crowd favourite/drawer is the smattering of gay shows all year around. Do not ask for directions, there is a national response: over there. Do not be offended by the questions: it is a national obsession. They will speak correct english if they have to otherwise, one needs to listen well to get the general drift of the fij-lish. (Eg provided)

Tourist: Hello
Fijian: Booollllaaaa (Bula=Greetings)
Tourist: Umm where's the Metropole?
Fijian: You from where??
Tourist: Latvia. Umm where's the Met..
Fijian: Whatchu doing here?
Tourist: Oh just visiting but I need to get to ..
Fijian: Your family here?
Tourist: No.
Fijian: Oi ok.
Tourist: Where is the Metro..
Fijian: Oi gang, thing just around the corner, over there.
(Two hours later: Tourist still walking around in circles it seems!)

by Ariela Zibiah January 16, 2010

fijian

an indigenous people of Fiji

A Fijian is a native of Fiji

by real fijian June 12, 2014

Fiji Gang

A clique that the less you know of, the better you are off.

“Fiji Gang fucked my girl bruh”

by FG_Santamaria July 8, 2018

finairtee

you can have this, that and everything but then theres the finairtee

if you dont know then get to know about the finairtee

by disabled sned April 22, 2019

Fujai

so cool and such a good person. Is the smartest person known by einstein. He sometimes hangs out with lame people with pity. very good at sports. very honest and reliable person. ansh is lame

I wish i was as cool as Fujai

by anshislame1234 November 26, 2020