fido's ass

When something or someone is ugly.

She looks like fido's ass!!

by Fido's ass January 6, 2018

Fido Dido

7up mascot of the early 90s, was borght back in 2002 and has returned to standing around on the cans/bottles with some zany quip in a thorght bubble.

Deemed the king of cool from his laid back personality and vacent expressions

"Whose that dude with the triangular head here?"
"Thats Fido, hes on my pencil case"

by MaxZero September 8, 2005

Fido lick

When a girl smears her vagina in peanut butter, and then lets her dog lick it off.

Hey did you hear about the girl who got a Fido lick?

No, I'm not into that kind of stuff.

by 74826748 April 9, 2014

FIDO score

How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.

I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.

by QuacksO February 6, 2020

Semper Fido

mutation from the Latin meaning "always a dog", always being a dog, always base and self-gratifying, always begging handout, freebees, sex, gratuities. Always "dogging it".

When Zeb related to ladies and friends in his base self-serving way he was "Semper Fido" - always doglike.

by jim christ December 28, 2007

Hot fido

Much like the admirable crowd-favorite Hot Karl this act is performed by one of the canine species. Feed your dog whatever it is you've noticed causes him/her to drop severe rank steamers and have it to lay one of these mammoths across your stomach, back, face. Whichever suits you.

Well last night Dexter and I got into some curry and before bed he let loose a nice Hot Fido on my chest

by ZaSniper January 24, 2010

Dirty fido

When you're bangin a chick doggy style and you shove her face in dog shit as you cum.

I did a dirty fido in malibu a while back . It was awkwardly awesome

by CHOCOLATES MILK December 15, 2015