Federico

Sex god, sexier than a porn star, Federico will make you shit yourself, great in bed, huge tallywacker, god in every form.

He’s such a Federico

by Tallywacker lover May 24, 2019

fiber vice

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

fiber optic cable

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

Federico

An amazing "complex structure of atoms" who takes any girl's breath away. He's the sweetest and funniest guy anyone could ever meet! He is unique in so many ways he will never stop surprising you, he is always so spontaneous and every-time you see him, you have the same exact amazing feeling you had the first time you saw him. He is truly unforgettable and is a quite an amazing catch, and makes life worth living.

"Federico is the coolest person i have ever met"

by The queen of evil :) April 29, 2012

Federales

A slang for "Police" or "Federal Officers", used particularly by Hispanics when they are in some deep shit.

Oh shit, Jose - the federales are here!

by Turd III January 18, 2017

kevin federline

White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a douche. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him rim jobs. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney.

Did you see Britney's new Husband? No, well his name's Kevin Federline. He lives in a trailer.

by SxY bEAsT February 13, 2005

fidelity

faithfulness to a person, cause, belief, etc, demonstrated by continued loyalty and support.

he had no fidelity so he cheated on his girl.

by JessFace September 29, 2008