fiberboard

fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin these products include high density fiberboard hardboard medium density fiberboard and low density fiberboard particleboard used in construction furniture making diy projects and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but ended up with fiberboard furniture what a bummer

by littlejimmie March 30, 2019

Dickenzian Fibbernosh

The practice of eating ice cream from someone's anus

Ice Cream Truck Operator: Would you like vanilla or strawberry ice-cream?
Hot Girl: How about some vanilla, so I can bend over and give you a dickenzian fibbernosh
Worker: I love chocolate vanilla swirl!

by Dr. Horatio Gerondista October 18, 2008

fiberal

A fake liberal. A fiberal thinks they know what they are talking about but they just repeat the same shit the New York Times, CNN, or any other liberal media outlet tells them to. They tend to care more about political correctness than what liberalism is all about, which is exactly what it sounds like: liberty. they are really into censorship of any kind. They cannot explain complex concepts of politics and economics because they just don't know enough about it. 100% of them are dumb cunts. Although the word "fiberal" contains the word "fib", fiberals actually believe the shit they say.

fiberal: Communism isn't a form of national socialism! Social darwism isn't darwism! Censorship is wrong, unless it's of something that's mean and evil, like the Bible! Natural selection doesn't exist, because nature would never be that mean to poor little animals! Welfare is constitutional and isn't unfair in any way!

regular person: What a retard...

by unnpy August 3, 2008

Men of low moral fiber

Pirates.

TALK TO Men of Low Moral Fiber (pirates)

by Fester Shinetop July 22, 2009

fiber attack

An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels.

Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack.

by Archibald Sanisac June 21, 2008

fiberpunk

Like the literary terms 'cyberpunk' and 'steampunk' and especially punk music in the real world, the punk in 'fiberpunk' refers to the struggle for individuality, self-worth, and human identity in the often dehumanizing industrial and post-industrial world. Fiberpunk is an anti-boundary, anti-discrimination and anti-expectation approach to DIY fiber arts (crochet, knitting, sewing, etc).

Fiberpunk is not about the way you dress or what music you listen to - it's about crafting with a vengeance out of anything you can get your hands on.

Morgan is so fiberpunk she spun yarn out of her cat's hair.

by Morale Fiber March 27, 2015

Soluble Fiber

An important nutrient in every diet, soluble fiber corrects BOTH constipation and diarrhea. It sucks up water so it "makes a turd" no matter what your stomach already has going on. It does not cause sneak attack diarrhea.
It is vital in managing IBS.

Soluble fiber is found mainly in what your dad calls "starches" white breads, pasta, skinned potatoes and also in "smooth" fruits like apples, pears, and plums(sans skin).

You need more soluble fiber, have a Metamucil cookie. All those whole grains you eat might as well be tree bark. Sure, they scrape the cancer out of your colon, but they don't make a turd.

by Grocery B April 23, 2011