Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008

Fessed

To be upset, annoyed, or agitated about something

Bruh, why are you so fessed? It wasn't even about you!

by Smb July 4, 2018

Fesslehead

Also can be called Fessle. A person who is lacking in common sense. Often confused with the plant fiddlehead

You are such a fesslehead!

by Jakeybaby June 21, 2006

Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008

Fessier

A man whose chosen profession and expertise is on the subject of the ass. Similar but less crude a term as "ass master" or "ass whisperer".

"Man that Antonio Luna is a real fessier. He may be a poor broke ass Mexican but man do those rich twinks keep chasing him."

by Hans Glockenspiel September 14, 2013

fession

baby 🥺

fuck you fession

by rainyyyy November 1, 2020

Fessin

The state of constant bitching in the middle of a conversation.

Quit your fessin becky, your being a complete bitch.

by PWEBBB June 21, 2009