Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

felony ring

the residue that forms around your nostril shortly after snorting illegal substances.ie; methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.

Before talking to anyone of authority check your nose for a felony ring.

by Matt's Ruca June 7, 2007

Felony Hole

A hole or opening located on the floor of a vehicle where items (like drugs or illegal paraphernalia) can be thrown from the vehicle without being detected as easily. Looks like trash being driven over, not illegal items flying from your window.

Person 1: Dude, that car I bought had a felony hole on the passenger side.
Person 2: Well, we can toss out anything illegal if the police pull us over. It'll be like we drove over some random road trash.

by zer0Limitz September 26, 2013

Fern bar

American slang for an upscale preppy/yuppie bar or tavern usually decorated with ferns as well as fixtures and furniture such as retro sofas and fake Tiffany lamps. They were popular meeting places for young singles. The phrase came into common use in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

The new pub has a nice cocktail selection but an unfortunate fern bar atmosphere.

by Beer Titan November 26, 2010

Heartless Felons

a groups of young kids in the jail and prison system in ohio. They never fight one on one because they are typically cowards and mob attack people. They have been known to be homosexual as well and often sleep with each other

damn that group of 5 heartless felons attacked a 60 year man in a wheel chair.

by lopi216 August 9, 2021

fernal heights

a fictional san francisco neighborhood, based on the actual neighborhood name bernal heights. To go here is to actually just drink OR want to drink an excessive amount of fernet.

dude i took the train to fernal heights last night and ended up chowdering in my bed.

by David Ruiz March 25, 2008

Fern Ticket

–noun: Used by couples to go in to the ferns for sexual activities.

After a enjoyable walk in the countryside, Stuart and Fran decided to use their Fern Ticket to round off a great day.

by Shaftusmaximus May 8, 2008