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Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies
felch by Laurie August 23, 2004

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To suck cum out of someone's asshole.
After I fucked him, I felched him. Got a mouthful of my own cum!
FELCH by WTF33139 August 27, 2009

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a guy fucks someone in the ass, cums in the ass, then sucks the cum out with a straw
felch by me September 6, 2003

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Sucking the sperm or semen out of a lucky persons asshole right after youve made anal thrusts to their ass.
I'm going to felch you tonight charlie.
Felch by Bob February 6, 2005

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A shot made up of malibu, baileys, kahlua, van vodka, and starbucks creme liquor, shaken and strained into shot glasses.

This shot MUST be drank thru a straw

this is a modification on the bukake shot.
Erica loves Felches
She took the felch but didnt tip
felch by putyercapeon August 7, 2009

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reebox superbowl commercail (see:terry tate, office) "felcher and sons"
felch by nell August 11, 2004

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The art of orall extracting semen from the anus or vagina.
felch by grotsky September 24, 2005
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