felch

fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy

by kinky February 08, 2004

felch

Blowing into your partner's asshole, then sucking the hot air out as they fart in your mouth. A prelude to shit-eating.

Susan: Suck my ass, baby.
Joyce: Mmmm, so sweet honey.
Susan: Felch my shithole baby.
Joyce: How?
Susan: Open my ass with your tongue and then blow blow into my ass, hard!
Joyce: Fuck, I love this.
Susan: Suck my ass while I fart in your mouth.

by nastybob October 15, 2006

felch

to eat your own semen out of a woman.

I screwed my girlfriend until I came inside her, then I felched her!

by bread infection December 05, 2009

felch

A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.

My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.

creampie oral

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

felch

not just to put a hamster up another's ass, but to shoot some cocaine up in there too for the hamster to get high on so it freaks out and provides more stimulation for the person.

For a successful felch, i purchased both a hamster and some rocks.

by waawaaweewah April 09, 2007

felch

The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.

A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.

(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)

by L A Lara August 30, 2008

felch

Felch is a fan company. They make ceiling fans,desktop fans,computer fans airconditioners.
Felch is also the latest teen pop sensation in vain of andy warhol and pepsi.

"Dude we should go to that felch concert"

"not until i have some felch to drink"

"felch is cool"

by Dane and Anjali June 15, 2004