felch

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.

Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies

by Laurie August 23, 2004

FELCH

To suck cum out of someone's asshole.

After I fucked him, I felched him. Got a mouthful of my own cum!

by WTF33139 August 27, 2009

felch

a guy fucks someone in the ass, cums in the ass, then sucks the cum out with a straw

brian felched jen

by me September 6, 2003

Felch

Sucking the sperm or semen out of a lucky persons asshole right after youve made anal thrusts to their ass.

I'm going to felch you tonight charlie.

by Bob February 6, 2005

felch

A shot made up of malibu, baileys, kahlua, van vodka, and starbucks creme liquor, shaken and strained into shot glasses.

This shot MUST be drank thru a straw

this is a modification on the bukake shot.

Erica loves Felches
She took the felch but didnt tip

by putyercapeon August 7, 2009

felch

drink cum out of butt.

reebox superbowl commercail (see:terry tate, office) "felcher and sons"

by nell August 11, 2004

felch

The art of orall extracting semen from the anus or vagina.

Martin anally felched Ewan.

by grotsky September 24, 2005