Felinatio

What a male cat is cleaning itself vigorusly in the groin area. Usually in front of compay in the middle of a room full of awkwardly silent guests.

Milan, could you please stop Jamal from performing Felinatio in front of our guests?

by pugspants February 9, 2009

Flanagasm

The inability to do anything except orgasm in the presence of John Flanagan.

Did you go to John's show last night? I had a Flanagasm.

by sampsonlong March 29, 2010

Dick Flanagan

Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.

Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.

by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009

Felange

Something that saved the show "Friends" because was broken on the plane. There is no such piece on an airplane called a felange.....yea well tell that to Phoebe Buffay.

"I have this bad feeling about your plane ride. You have to get off...because the........felange....is um broken!¡!

by Jake's Girl May 27, 2004

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.

"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

by GumboSoup April 5, 2003

Feelanas

A more eccentric way of saying feelings, commonly said towards big hows

"I hope you are feelanas well today."
"Wow, that girl looks like she's feelana bad."

by Whatyouatefordinner September 19, 2017

Flanana

A word to use when you feel the urge to curse, but momentarily want to keep things PG.

Oh flanana! I can’t believe my car broke down!

by Dolphinj929 January 3, 2022