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situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."
by gobroberts October 22, 2013
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Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.
man 1: what was the answer Jacob

I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
by FAFTboi12 February 8, 2022
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farting hobo

A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.
I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.
by Michelle Masi February 2, 2009
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Farting Fan

The act of passing gas into a fan, Causing the fan to blow an odorous breeze to a nearby person.
Dude, I'm gonna pull a Farting Fan in Mrs. Morris's class. It will be so funny!
by ImCarterTHof January 11, 2014
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feasting eagle

When a girl gives a guy head and 2 guys handjobs at the same time. Gives the appearance of an eagle that is eating and flapping its wings at the same time.
Dude I heard they pulled a feasting eagle on her!
by El Don Juan November 13, 2005
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Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.
"Hes about to turn into a fat asshole farting toxic person!"
"What the fu-"
by sawcon123 February 8, 2022
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Farting Through Fecal

1)When one rips ass and is holding back a shit.

2)When one releases anal bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order.

3) The second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart.
We were sitting playing some video games and he was just farting through fecal, it was lethal.

Dude go take a shit you're FTF'ing
by Cent2Crew March 28, 2009
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