fwamp

Fwamp is everything in life.. Fwamp is the alpha and the omega. Fwamp is the beginning to the end. Fwamp is life.

How the fwamp are you?
Can I take a look at your fwamp?
Oh fwamp what the fwamp is that?

by Thefwamper May 23, 2017

farmplay

Farmplay refers to the act of sexually engaging farm animals.

I'm into farmplay. Do you like farmplay? Have you ever done any farmplay?

by pig-fucker September 14, 2007

famping

"fake" camping. Renting a cabin or cottage in the wilderness or "up north". Not roughing it enough to be camping but also not nice enough to be considered "vacation".

My friends and I are going famping this weekend

by Jutz July 29, 2007

frawmp

a violent hump

I just frawmped the hell out of that hoe.

by Frawmp_Yeah May 2, 2010

farmping

The obsessive act of using a bicycle tire pump to fill ones colon with air for the sole purpose of the intense physical release of flatulence.

"Bill, I want a divorce. You don't pay any attention to the kids anymore or spend time with me. You always come home and go straight into the basement and spend all your time farmping! And I'm taking the tire pump in the divorce too!"

by BowelDiver86 August 23, 2011

fampot

off-key, unreliable, misguided, delusional, flaky

My manager Adrian is a fampot

by Jobie78JooojiuigJo April 4, 2018

Fampian

When a person in your party has a poor quality,broken microphone or a bad internet connection at that exact moment,you may refer to him as Fampian. Then the the person should proceed to leave and join the party again.

Hey Jim,you have Fampian. Get the fuck outta here and come back!

Wait guys I have Fampian,imma leave and come back in a couple seconds.

by Moupirantakoulourakia62 September 25, 2018