fatburger

the little known fast food chain owned by magic johnson.

my grandma got a heart attack from too much fatburger.

by deliman April 30, 2005

fatbitched

verb; to avoid or ditch

Hey, you fatbitched me last night. We were supposed to play poker.

Don't fatbitch me for that ho.

by omkrmyhobby June 25, 2009

fatabetes

Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.

Chris: You have diabetes? You're not even fat!
Austin: I have Type I, not fatabetes, fucktard.

by Stuart2 November 1, 2007

Fatbeard

A stereotypical geek; i.e. one who looks like the Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons."

"Want to go down to the game store?"
"No, the owner treats everyone except his fellow fatbeards like hell."

by Qit May 8, 2005

Fatball

A sport played in the USA. One of the few existing sports where obesity is required to play. Primarily played by fat men. The object of the game is to get in as many sex positions as you can with your fellow male opponent within 11 minutes, and give Budweiser an excuse to show beer ads for an hour, while fooling viewers into thinking the real objective is to touch the ball down in a designated area of the field in 60 minutes. So boring and gay it cannot be played outside the USA, because people of other nationalities do not have the required qualities, i.e. short attention spans, weak bladders and outright homosexuality, to watch two seconds of it without puking and running out of their houses with wet towels on their heads, shouting,"That's(expletive) gay!"

52% of fatball viewers prefer watching Budweiser ads than the sport itself. gayball queerball fagball

by RedEdSaid July 20, 2010

FATO

A person who consumes more than 3000 calories per day, resulting in NO weightgain whatsoever. Someone whose metabolism can compensate for their immense eating habits, and still look good in hotpants.

Michael: I just had half a pizza, some cake, a packet of cheeto's, and a burger.

Tracey: Is that so far today ?

Michael: no just for lunch.

Tracey: You FATO.

by kimibee July 3, 2008

fatboy sse

A fat nigga who loves food and when the delivery guy on time. Don't be fooled by his chubby teddy bear lookalike face he will steal yo girls pussy any day.

I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher. -Fatboy sse

by Dankmemez454656 August 22, 2017