Fatted

1)Fatted(process) is when you are getting heavily touched - you are getting fatted.

2)Fatted(verb) is the act of engaging in sexual activities with someone.

a)Send help i'm getting fatted
b)Yo bruv man i fatted jasmine so hard yesterday it was peng food farm

by phatted May 26, 2018

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

Fastesfern

What you call someone who’s the coolest and most amazing person in the entire world

Guy: did you watch this year’s fantastic person contest ?
Guy2: yeah I did, no wonder the Fastesfern won !

by Vibiin February 7, 2022

fatted up

When you fornicate obese women.

Carlos just fatted up by Rosie O' Donnell.

by Rolando McGee October 30, 2009

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

fastest man alive

do you mean banderita?

Fastest man alive = banderita

- Did you see fastestmanalive video?

- come on man , ofc i did.

by BanderitaFakeEdition July 24, 2019

fastesfern

Fastesfern is a randomly generated on xbox 360 also me

Hey dude this Fastesfern username is pretty cool

by Fastesfern May 21, 2020