fastest man alive

do you mean banderita?

Fastest man alive = banderita

- Did you see fastestmanalive video?

- come on man , ofc i did.

by BanderitaFakeEdition July 24, 2019

fastesfern

Fastesfern is a randomly generated on xbox 360 also me

Hey dude this Fastesfern username is pretty cool

by Fastesfern May 21, 2020

free farter

One who lets farts fly without any attempt to conceal them.

Grandma has no shame about dropping loud farts, even when she has visitors over. She's a free farter.

by Big Nu March 11, 2012

fasterbate

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

by saylor February 15, 2007

fanterbate

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

by genmay June 8, 2004

Fartery

When you aren't sure if you are feeling an urge to fart or poop, so you just let it out and hope you win the fart lottery.

Mike: So I played Fartery this morning...

Al: How'd you do?

Mike: Not good. I had to take another shower.

by Stickkywikky December 31, 2011

Farte Blanche

The liberty to pass gas freely without fear of discovery.

Scott: I think we should skip the Mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
Tom: Come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. We're growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you'd have farte blanche.

by Iguana Girl September 25, 2005