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Fartootled

When you awaken yourself from a deep sleep by farting.

especially embarrassing in the company of a sleeping companion.

you look over to see if your partner has been fartootled by your flatulence as well.
I was resting soundly beside a hunky man and suddenly I fartootled myself awake! how embarrassing!!
by gorgeousgeorge83 September 1, 2009
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fartoogle

all the unwanted and unrelated hits that you get from a search engine
I was trying to google the new terminator movie and all i got was a bunch of fartoogle.
by spinerazor clothing May 21, 2009
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Fartron

1) This is a device attached to a robot that allows a robotic being to fart as a normal human being would.

2) A smelly orgasmic noise.

3) Potentially a new race in skyrim thats added in a future mod.
A Fartron could apply to one of the following examples:

Robot cleaner 1) Intiate fart command now Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that computes better.

Bob: whoa jessie you smell really bad today and your makeing spastic noises, do you feel really happy or something today?

Jessie: Nah just having a smelly orgasmic noise day.

Baldaur the brave: Whoa was that me, sorry guys lets all have another round

Angry Dwarfs: Ye smelly git, i no like your race now git out of ouar tavern before i stick my blade up your corkhole.
by smelly bob weasel 3000 December 15, 2011
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fartonet

It's just me ;)
by fartonet July 27, 2003
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FARTIONSHIP

Right before you have to poop you fart intentionally trying your hardest to get all the stink out so you don't stink up your bathroom. (note: this is before you are in the bathroom and your must be sitting down.)
Dude, I just fartionshiped so I wouldn't stink up you're bathroom.
by WittySmitty6969 June 20, 2011
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Fartonomous

When somebody rips a squeaker so intense that it echos off walls and is impossible to tell which direction it originated.
My squeakers are usually pretty fartonomous with their incredible range and delayed shit smell.
by Miguanto August 20, 2013
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fartboner

The act of farting while you have a boner.
Aww man! I have a fartboner

Eww it stinks!
by AlphaCookie January 3, 2011
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