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fartnite

Fartnite is what people like to call fortnite because the game is shit. Fuckboys and nerds post their fortnite dubs on snapchat and everyone could give 0 fucks that they won.
1. I just posted my fortnite dub.

2. You mean fartnite?
by Pussytasteslikepepsicola May 12, 2018
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Fartsickle

When a succulent fart is stored in a container and then freezed over night to enjoy the next day.
Yo P-Pots while you're at the freezer can you grab me a fartsickle too?
by SpongeBob&Patrick August 31, 2010
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farticulate

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.
When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.
by stooptard September 6, 2003
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Farticus

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.
George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.
by FireZombie October 10, 2014
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Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases
Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty
by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008
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fartlick

It is a running term meaning that, after you warm up and have been jogging for a few minutes, you run hard for one minute, slow for one minute, hard for two minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for three minutes, slow for two minutes, hard for two minutes, slow for one minute, hard for one minute, slow for one minute, and then you start over.

Unfortunately, it is not an amusing definition.
On Thursday, for cross country, we did fartlicks. It sucked.
by Julianna Giovanna October 9, 2006
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