farticles

the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart

person 1: i just farted
person 2: i know i can taste your farticles

by phoenixofdeth November 14, 2009

Farticle'

Fart-e-clay

the particles of flatulence.

see also fart particles, farticles.

Connor left farticle' on the computer chair! It gave us pink eye!

by Jordie Muska February 15, 2009

farticle

(n.) - A newspaper article about a continuing news story that everyone is sick of.

"I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."

by PRwiz101 September 28, 2009

Farticle

An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.

I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.

by Arianna Jeret July 9, 2013

Farticles

the smelly particles of gas emitted from someone's butthole.

Quit crop dusting me, you're getting your farticles all over my food!

by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017

Fariel

Common name among Algerian girls. A strong-willed beautiful girl who also is among the humblest of all. She would do anything for you, and ask for only the most basic stuff in return. Fariel is respectable with no fear on doing what needs to be done. She has endured much, but never gives up. Fariel also is sexy inside out as well as outside in, her elegant personality mixed with her perfect body, cute baby face and fat ass makes her the one that guys need in their lives, even if most don’t deserve her. Overall, Fariel is an Arabian angel.

G: Hey, who is that?
O: Ohh shit that’s Fariel. She even more perfect in real life than I thought!

by Fake ass name November 27, 2018

farticle

far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.

"Farticles are not news."

"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."

"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."

"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)

by Vanna Bonta January 14, 2008