Arthritis

A code word used by men to talk or express feelings twords femail Genitalia such as (breast ass)

Dude she has nice ARTHRITIS

by Adolf best friend Nick May 19, 2008

Carthritis

When you sit in a car for so long that your bones and joints hurt

Mark: Why are you limping?
John: I just had to drive for eleven hours and I think I got carthritis

by Atticus7362 August 31, 2018

rheumatoid arthritis

A form of arthritis caused by consistent and relentless masturbation. If it is in both hands, the other hand was usually inserted up the anus at time of rigorous masturbation.

There is no cure for RA as the affected person will not stop wanking off 5 times a day.

Did you hear Gary has Rheumatoid arthritis?

I could have guessed, he touches himself 5 times a day.

by Monsta bonbon September 22, 2018

Marthritis

When you get absolutely fucked by Marth to the point of gaining a incurable disease.

"Dude did you hear about that guy at Evo who got Marthritis"

by Wizzys Hung September 7, 2018

Arthritish

Adjective: the feeling of having arthritis

i have been typing so long i feel arthritish

by MTNdewguy April 23, 2009

Arthritis Boom Boom

When you masturbate too much

“ Last night I got arthritis boom boom from watching porn”

by laughatthislol February 26, 2019

Arthritis

Painful inflammation and stiffness of the joints

Oh man my legs are in pain i think ih have an arthritis

by Vriejulie March 2, 2020