Definitions by MTNdewguy

Merkinstock 

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

Merkinstock by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

Arthritish 

Adjective: the feeling of having arthritis

i have been typing so long i feel arthritish

Arthritish by MTNdewguy April 23, 2009