farthammer

farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.

www.farthammer.com . . .

by omfghax August 30, 2004

fartcakes

cakes made after a woman releases her stinky digestive gas into it

These cakes are fartcakes!

by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fartcakes

Cakes that have been flatulated by a horny woman for sexual pleasure. Inspired by the popular website cakefarts.com

Bobby, don't eat these fartcakes. They smell like craps

by Donna Luise October 24, 2008

fartcake

a cake that has been flatulated upon by a woman for sexual purposes

Dad: John, this cake is a fartcake
John: Does it smell like a fart?
Dad: Yes, Amie farted on it 5 minutes ago

by Danielle Valentine October 20, 2008

farthammer

to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face

If this bitch accidentally bites my dick again I'm going to have to farthammer her dumb ass.

by marqis April 15, 2006

fartcake

A cake that has been farted on by a woman for obtaining sexual pleasure

Amie lowered her butt towards the cake, positioned her anus in front of the cake, and produced this delicious fartcake

by Danielle V October 20, 2008

fartcake

A cake that has been farted on by a woman

This is a fartcake: Norah just farted on this cake

by Danielle V October 20, 2008