split finger fastball

when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed

She got a hard split-finger fastball resulting in an incredible orgasm

by killertherand November 27, 2003

Fastball

infamous hashtag that is trending nationwide thanks to Charlie Sheen.

Ready for my next #fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever. #PlanBetter

by sheener55 April 16, 2011

fartbalder

a fart so strong it blows the hair off the top of your head. A real room clearing kind of fart, the one that makes you wonder if someone just shit their pants.

“Jimmy over there is a real fartbalder— he has a kind of flatulence that could clear an auditorium.”
“That doesn’t seem like a real word…”

by craigslistformat July 8, 2021

Fertballs

When you try to fart but end up taking a shit by mistake, with the shit being little deer droppings

“I think I just dropped some fertballs…” said Jacob after shitting when trying to fart.

by Skimbob October 24, 2022

norwegian fastball

When a man ejaculates into his own hand and then proceeds to throw it onto someone else.

"Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"

by thekidoblique November 16, 2013

Avacado Fastball

When you are equipped with a micro penis and can't perform so you choke your scrotum until it turns green and beat her ass with it.

Joe, you see how Marge is walking? That's cause I beat her ass with my avacado fastball last night.

by Agua Purificada May 31, 2018

fartwall

An invisible barrier one creates around their person which wards off others. Can be used with any odor found disgusting by everybody but its source. See fritobreathwall

Jim: Has anyone asked Chris where these new TPS reports should be filed?

Steve: I would, but I saw him get the cafeteria tacos again at lunch. He'll have a three-foot fartwall surrounding his cubicle all afternoon.

by thegreenblazer June 10, 2011